• once i tried to sniff coke. But i got the ice cubes stuck up my nose
• why are they called buildings when there allready built
• an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he/she's cute, screw the
fruit
• I Dont Swim In Your Toilet So Dont Pee In My Pool
• if my dog had a face like urs i would shave its arse and make it walk
backwards!!
• Before taking the piss out of someone you should walk a mile in their
shoes, then you are a mile away and you have their shoes
• Life is impossible, everyone who's tried it has died
• Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you the don't laugh
• Birdie, birdie in the sky, left a poopy in my eye... me don't care me
don't cry, me just so happy cows don't fly
